Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

highpitchedscreaming:

no-not-now-mama:

boston-strong-forever:

momoandmimi:

sweet-words-of-horror:

That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.

Let’s do the math then.

with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.

cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS

everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever

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How to finish that last minute assignment

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

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I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

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Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

penandpage:

whisperrun:

whisperrun:

theneverendingdrums:

anywigwilldo:

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after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

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zodiac sign thing

trisproir:

aries- emo

taurus- weak ass bitch

gemini- ass lovin trash

cancer- water loving son of a bitch

leo- asshole who thinks theyre funny

virgo- pokèmon master

libra- loser nerd

scorpio- swaggy cool kid

sagittarius- shrek worshipper

capricorn- annoying piece of uncool

aquarius- boobie lovin cunt

pisces- bee movie jerk

By any chance are you a virgo who happens to be in love with a scorpio

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horrorscopes

oreimo:

Airs- strong feelings 4 any1 who calls them cute bc they know they r not

Tarus- big head

Gemeni- kind of good looking

Cancer- smart, strong, beautiful, perfect. do not come for them

Leo- wimps

Virgin- cautious and not trusting 

Liberal- smart asses but never know what they talkin abt

Scorpio- manipulative but every1 looks past it bc they r hot

Saggitarius- do not come into contact with them no matter wat

Capricon- horny 24/7

Aquariums- K…

Pieces- ugly

by any chance are you a cancer

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  • Oliver and Felicity: going on a date this season
  • Killian and Emma: going on a date this season
  • Me: going to pass out this season
  • Were still waiting Jeff

I think the word feminism itself throws people of; “like ooo its has the word FEM meaning female sooo it must be a girl thing” (btw read in macho voice kinda like Krock form emperor new school but deeper)

ex0rdiium:

fosteringmeyer:

Taken with my iPhone.

holy shit that’s insane

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"And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention."

Recent picture taken in Gaza.

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whorespinosa:

oksoitsmeagain:

everyday-conman:

this is the biggest I’ve smiled all day

is that sad

this post just made my day

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

everyone is a latent homosexual, ain’t they

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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

skullheadginny:

Let’s see, let’s see…

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blackjesusaintgottime:

beben-eleben:

Coca-Cola Invents 16 Bottle Caps To Give Second Lives To Empty Bottles [x]

Ok yes

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nogstuck:

frosty-lips:

reblog if you’ve been through all of them <3

if you havent been through all of them that means you are younger than 13 and why the frick are you on the internet go outside and play in the yard

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